I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's never too late to be topless.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
