That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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