its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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