she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
