So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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