your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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