I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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