We named our party play list daddy issues
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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