that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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