MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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