And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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