honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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