You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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