I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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