Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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