We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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