You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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