Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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