Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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