The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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