let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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