they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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