Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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