they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she smelled like a LAN party
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The chlamydia really affected his face.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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