I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
where are you?
Hypothermia
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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