i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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