He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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