I wanna bring you to show and tell
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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