To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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