Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
