Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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