Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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