On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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