well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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