Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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