Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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