Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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