I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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