Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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