Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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