I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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