We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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