Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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