She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
