glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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