Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i think my cat just said my name.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
