it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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