I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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