It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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