ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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