Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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