Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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