the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I need moral support for this bender
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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