I'm eating all of the evidence.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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